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Lady: I thought you wanted to go apple picking.
Man: Pumpkins are fun too. We can do some good ol’ fashioned carving when we get them home. What was the name of that wacky character on SNL?
Lady: David Pumpkins. You said that skit was stupid.
Man: I said it was wacky. And mindless.
Lady: Do you want to take the hayride around for apples after this?
Man: Sure! Quick question for ya.
Man: Why can’t it be apple pie picking?
Lady: Come again?
Man: Why can’t it be picking for apple pies instead of apples? We’re here to get apples to make pie. I’m just saying, cut out the middle man.
Lady: Because the world doesn’t work like that. Nor does science, for that matter.
Man: But can it though?