Person-to-Person: Vol. 3

(Photo taken by me.)


Lady: I thought you wanted to go apple picking.

Man: Pumpkins are fun too. We can do some good ol’ fashioned carving when we get them home. What was the name of that wacky character on SNL?

Lady: David Pumpkins. You said that skit was stupid.

Man: I said it was wacky. And mindless.

Lady: Do you want to take the hayride around for apples after this?

Man: Sure! Quick question for ya.

Lady: Mm?

Man: Why can’t it be apple pie picking?

Lady: Come again?

Man: Why can’t it be picking for apple pies instead of apples? We’re here to get apples to make pie. I’m just saying, cut out the middle man.

Lady: Because the world doesn’t work like that. Nor does science, for that matter.

Man: But can it though?

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