Strange Cars have taken over the city.

Metropolis skyscrapers are stampeding over and far beyond the hills in fear of what they do not understand.

Writer fanatics are poetically depicting the moonlit underworld of smirking vehicles with beating hearts and engine throttle brains.

Eddie Van Halen sings “Jump,” while hopping up and down on his pogo stick, trying to catch a ride along the Constellation Express.

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