He: This carrot tastes delicious. Albeit, a little woody.
She: Sweetheart, that’s a pencil.
He: Is that why it’s so crunchy?
He: I think I just splintered my pearly white chorus line…
(Photo from Mental Floss, dialogue excerpt from itty bits vol. 1.)
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