No. 2 Antioxidants

He: This carrot tastes delicious. Albeit, a little woody.

She: Sweetheart, that’s a pencil.

He: Is that why it’s so crunchy?

She: Yah-huh.

He: I think I just splintered my pearly white chorus line…

(Photo from Mental Floss, dialogue excerpt from itty bits vol. 1.)

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