What did one shell say to the other?
/ Let’s quit being splashed around so much.
Water’s a bully and frankly I’ve had enough.]
The aforementioned other responds/ well, hanging around here all day ain’t going to make the situation any better.]
So one shell goes, you’ll never believe what a weisenheimer he is, this guy, dis’ guy, anyway, one shell goes and he says/ did you suddenly sprout a salty sailor set of legs that I don’t know about?]
Somewhere off in the distance an aspiring comedian’s drum set rim-shot is heard…
…but the noise quickly fades into the strong lapping of the sea.
(Photo taken by me.)
© Eric Keegan
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